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Some alley cats are born with enough swagger and coolness to knock up every stray feline on the block. For this notorious cool cat, paw-therhood was becoming too big of a burden after getting with all of the local kitties. But despite being on the hook for child support checks for every female kitty within a 2-mile radius, this cat wanted the enduring love and affections of a real family. Lucky for this saucy stray, a kind couple took note to his plight, capturing him and fostering him into a new future… One with far fewer kittens, but a lot more love. 

Well, feline fam, just when you think you've seen it all, the internet surprises you with something new. We literally spend hours each day scouring the interwebz for the silliest, craziest, funniest, and most bizarre feline stories to share with you, but we have never seen something like this before. We've written many stories about cats ending relationships, or troublesome felines disliking their pawrent's partner, but we've never seen a boyfriend take such dramatic action over the matter itself. He literally took matters into his own hands.

His girlfriend's cat was marking his territory constantly all over his stuff. To be fair, it was an older, male cat, so these types do have the tendency to warm up slower to men. However, he lost three backpacks and a pair of shoes, so he decided that enough was enough. Fast forward to now, and the cat is in love with him. His girlfriend even complains that he now feels like "his cat". Scroll down to read the full story below!

Hooman's stories about how they met their fluffy soulmates are all unique and special. Every story is different from the other, whether it is by where they found the cute cat, what they did to help, and how the feisty feline reacted to the rescue. The cat distribution system works in mysterious ways, but it also makes sure that every time a catto is distributed, it is different from the rest.

To be able to help an awwdorable cat right from your backyard is a great privilege, if you ask us. Sure, it might be special to be chosen by the CDS when you're out and about, but being so special that you get a purrsonal delivery right to your doorstep? Now, that is a story worth telling, that will stay in the family for generations. 

We still appreciate all the hard work that goes into rescuing a fluffy feline, even if you're doing it in your own backyard, which is why we love the story of the hooman down below.

Hey, cat parents! We've all experienced that cold wave of panic that hits the moment you realize your cat is nowhere to be found. That's exactly what happened to one cat parent who launched a full-blown search operation at 7 a.m., complete with flailing arms, panicked whispers, and rustling treat bags. After twenty agonizing minutes of searching under beds, inside closets, and behind every curtain in the house, the culprit was finally found — casually snoozing in a shadowy corner, looking like he just clocked out from a long shift in the imaginary cat mines.

Unbothered. Unmoved. Unaware that he had sent his humans into emotional distress. This majestic little troublemaker didn't even flinch when they found him. It's moments like these that define cat ownership: we panic, they nap.

Hey y'all. When you think of cats, what comes to mind? For us, it's mischief, silliness, cuteness, and pure, unfiltered adorability. Cats are little characters, each with a fully developed personality that never fails to keep their humans entertained. They do whatever they please, whenever they please, and they really could not care less about anyone's opinion on the matter. That's the magic of cats. They just do them.

You've probably heard the phrase "cats gonna cat." But what does that actually mean? For those who are new to the world of feline antics, it simply means that cats are going to engage in the most absurd, unexpected, and downright hilarious behaviors at any given moment. It's in their nature. It's what makes them so special.